Here in England, most cash machines will ask ‘Would you like a receipt?’ when completing a transaction. Post Office cash machines however will ask ‘Do you need an advice slip?’ As if they have some worldly wisdom to bestow upon the cash machine’s user.

My advice is to use a different cash machine.

Incidentally, I got my new computer! I’m just getting back on my feet work/commission wise so this may not be to my good old standard [pause for laughs] but I’m sure things will quickly return to normal.